How to get pot outta my system?

Question

I know I know.
I shouldnt smoke it but its too late for you to tell me that! I smoked last Friday and Yesterday. So I know it is still in my system. I have heard of drinking jello mix, water + vinager,
milk + bleach, and some other things. I just need you to please tell me how to get it out by tonight. THey have been calling kids to the office and making them piss in there cups. I havent got called yet but everybody told me that they are gunna get all the kids in the school either today or tomorrow. If it helps im 14, thin and have a fast metabolism. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

Answer 1

go to the G.N.C store they will show the stuff you need its not cheep but its better than lossing your job . follow the directions to the T !!!!

Answer 2

I actual have been a counselor for over 26 yrs and in restoration for 29 yrs. you would be finding out constructive, except it extremely is a do it at residing house attempt.. A attempt for artwork ,and so on would be constructive in case you used some circumstances contained in the final 30 days. in case you attempt to take some stuff to bathe your equipment or drink numerous water, the U.A. will ensue as altered and that's comparable to a failing. God luck THC isn't probably nicely worth you interest. Reggie

Answer 3

Niacin pills and Sure Jell for making jelly. Take the niacin pills twice a day the week leading up to the test. Then three days before the test continue with the niacin and start drinking Sure Jell in your water. Drink at least 6 to 8 cups a water/Sure Jell for the days leading up to the test. GOOD LUCK, U CAN BEAT IT!!! Ultimately you need to stop smoking, I know it's hard but you will win in the long run!!!

Answer 4

if you've only smoke those two days then you should be ok.....pot sticks to fat cells and if you are thin with a high metabolism then your body probably burned it off by now.....if you are worried just drink a whole lot of water and try and flush your system.....is it legal for your school to test you or did u get caught smoking at school...i would tell your parents what the school is doing cuz something doesn't seem right that they are just testing students randomly....its a violation of rights and privacy

Answer 5

Since pot stays in fat cells, exercise might speed up removal a bit, but not much. It's just going to take time. Never drink bleach. If you do, you will be the whitest corpse people have ever seen.
Vinegar, tasts awful; won't help, won't kill you either. You'll smell like salad dressing.

Answer 6

Sorry to inform you, but all these cockamamie remedies almost never work. The substance is stored in your fat cells. Drinking a bunch of whatever is not going to cleanse those cells-- it takes about 30 days to do that. Whatever you do, DO NOT drink bleach or anything else dangerous like that. You might consider this: go ahead and take the chance of failing and just face the music. You're 14, they're not going to throw you in prison for a failed test. I know that's a tough reality to face, but your school sounds like Nazi Germany and why the hell are they testing everybody anyway? Sounds like it might be a goofy rumor, you probably won't get tested at all. How does this school have the money to waste on all those unnecessary drug tests?

Answer 7

there are many rumors and myths but the only true method is TIME. it needs to flush out of your body. weed takes the longest because it can get stored in your fat cells. you can try drinking alot of water and supplementing with niacin (its a vitamin). if you were to be tested tomorrow however, chances are, you cant flush it out in time. just be sure not to smoke anymore until then.

however, that sounds to me like it might be a rumor. sounds like people may just be trying to scare everyone. i think the school would need to notify parents if they were going to do that and usually needs reasonable suspicion for that. plus, its very expensive to test a whole school. i think someone is playing a joke.

Answer 8

Do this and u should be ok, I was on probation once and I did this and never got caught. Wat u do is try and find a pill, the kind that u can empty out watever is inside, U need to fill the pill with a little bit of powder soap, drink it with alot of water, try drinking close to 2 gallons (if u can), U should be fine, Good Luck

Answer 9

And if they want a hair sample are you going to shave your head? Just take the consequences like a big girl.

Answer 10

Sorry baby, ain't nothin' gonna help you.

'Cept maybe prayer that they don't call you to do a P test.


And for goodness sake - DO NOT DRINK BLEACH

Answer 11

I dont smke pot but i heard you need to drink a sh*t load of green tea. (like the lipton stuff) go get like 2 6 packs of it and pretend to be sick tomorrow and just stay home drinking it all day then drink some more before you go to school tomorrow.