A man is walking home alone late one foggy night... when behind him he hears:Bump...BUMP...BUMP...Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behindhim FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP... BUMP...He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clappingclappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP.. clappity-BUMP...on his heels, the terrified man runs.Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.Bumping and clapping toward him.The man screams and reaches for something, anything,but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...AND The coffin stops
2007-11-01 11:48:14 · 12 answers · asked by d s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry guys that is was not a good joke but i was just trying to add some diff stuff in here i am tired of and sure your tired of seeing the same joke reposted by 10 diff people a day every day
2007-11-01 12:16:14 · update #1
uhm...am i really slow or something?
i dont get it. :(
2007-11-01 11:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by beachbellex3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is that the coffin is coughing and it is looking for some help from the man. I guess that's right. I'm just an idiot, so, that's probably wrong, but who knows. Also, good joke. I haven't heard that one before.
2007-11-01 18:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by Ally 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 19:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he would of died of coughing..... 0.o
Ok no I dont get it??? I sort of hint it is something about the cough syrup.... but i dont get it?
2007-11-01 18:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by Da1bearsfan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
guys COFFIN like coughin it got rid of the coff-in get it?? i learned that in 5th grade it was funny then
2007-11-01 19:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Rover 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are specific sites for role playing...please...don't take over this one as well...
2007-11-01 18:55:10 · answer #6 · answered by SolarSoul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah ok i get it it took me a minute
NOT A GOOD JOKE sorry buddy!
2007-11-01 19:05:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm ya I got it, it was pretty good... Very seductive in your punchline HAHAHA!!
2007-11-01 18:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya.... coughin!!! WOW!
2007-11-01 19:03:20 · answer #9 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-01 19:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by COB RULE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋