ok, needed your attention, is this funny to you?
smart salesman:
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked –
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -
"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
not lol funny but i always enjoy this one
2007-11-01 11:30:29 · 15 answers · asked by cai 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks jasmine...lol...
2007-11-01 11:37:19 · update #1
thanks guys AND girls, lol...i didn't realize how gross it was, sorry...lol...
2007-11-01 11:52:36 · update #2
OMG!!! That is so nasty but so funny. I'm never trusting another salesman.
2007-11-01 12:37:01 · answer #1 · answered by {*Kiterya A.k.A Ms Caramel*} 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a foul theory to play UNO with mexicans? as a results of fact they're going to continually thieve your green-enjoying cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a motor vehicle. who's using? A cop what's the version between a blackman and a bench? A bench can help a relatives of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? as a results of fact all human beings that would run, bounce and swim is already right here.
2016-11-09 23:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by gurucharan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 11:43:00 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was a salesman once. lol
2007-11-01 11:49:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ew.
But kinda sorta funny.
In a weird way.
2007-11-01 11:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by delete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's crazy but funny!
2007-11-02 07:03:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jamaican P.Y.T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-01 11:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by prakash k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it
2007-11-01 12:16:13 · answer #8 · answered by COB RULE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it
2007-11-01 12:23:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeeeeeew but i like * for u :)
2007-11-01 11:35:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋