Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney
and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For
her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me
because she got a diamond ring."
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's
birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.
This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because
she got the gold bracelet."
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to
buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like
the T-shirt she can go F**K herself
2007-11-01 11:29:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hopsmaster. go to my 360. theres a larger version.
2007-11-02 04:54:55 · update #1
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is an Excellent joke.!!!
10/10 Bare Hug.!!!
I think I will get mine the same, lol.!!!
She will shoot me ha ha.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-11-02 03:30:06 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 18:50:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my wife has a pink one. lol
2007-11-01 18:50:43 · answer #3 · answered by Santa's helper 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, got a chuckle. How do I blow-up your photo?
2007-11-01 18:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lmao!!!! I sent it to Paul he was rofl
2007-11-01 21:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. pretty good.
2007-11-01 18:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by bowash11221 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... good one...
2007-11-01 22:53:12 · answer #7 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋