A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.
"No" he replies, "I'm just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she asks, running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
"I''m afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused. "He's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message."
She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."
2007-11-01 10:07:50 · 11 answers · asked by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
isnt it stupid./nasty funny lol.
2007-11-01 10:08:06 · update #1
i want alot of answers pls! =]
2007-11-01 10:25:34 · update #2
haha funny and nasty
nice one
heres take a star
p.s plz gimme best answer :)
2007-11-01 10:35:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 12:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is funny but you never know when it might be true.
Heres an article about restaurant horror stories and these are true events. (rats in the ice cream, rat turds added to coffee, etc..)
For the brave....heres the link
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/334280/restaurant_horror_stories_what_you.html
2007-11-02 03:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by blair 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Star on the way
2007-11-01 10:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by Daf One 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol best joke on yahoo answers up to date.
2007-11-01 10:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
star deserving.
2007-11-01 10:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa! I gotta be more careful nexttime!!!!
2007-11-01 10:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny id call it JUST DESERTS LOL
2007-11-01 10:11:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it
2007-11-01 10:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by dennis747 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its funny but gross at the same time ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-01 10:26:16 · answer #10 · answered by monkey sam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋