Q: At what time does a duck wake up?
A: At the quack of dawn.
Duck walks into a chemists and asks for some chapstick.
Clerk says will that be cash or cheque?
Duck says "Just put in on my bill!"
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman
"Has my brother been in here"
The barman says "What does he look like ?"
2007-11-01 10:06:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny lol
2007-11-01 10:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Short Duck Jokes
2017-01-12 22:18:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman
"Has my brother been in here"
The barman says "What does he look like ?"
the first one, and what???
the 2nd one? WHAT?? i don't get it. that isn't funny.....explain please
2007-11-01 10:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by Beatle-Juice 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 15:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 10:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you good tonight C
2007-11-01 10:13:48 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yer alright i supose! nice and clean for the kids!
2007-11-01 10:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.* 4 u
2007-11-01 10:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
RAINDROP-- IVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION YOUR QUACKERS!!!! GOOD JOKES THOUGH!
2007-11-01 12:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by deevah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol
2007-11-01 10:28:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋