'ears a good one for you............?

Question

Little Johnny's neighbours had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnny's family was
invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little
Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the
spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."

Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little
hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
"Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
The mother proudly replied, "Yes. We are so thankful. The doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision"

Little Johnny replied, "That's great... cuz he'd be f*cked if he needed
glasses

Answer 1

you may get reported for this one but its funny! have a star!

Answer 2

Called tindinitis ( sp? ), & it is caused by the tiny hairs that are in the inner ear being bent over by a loud noise. Could get better & go away, or you could be like me, & have it the rest of your life. I was in 'Nahm in the late '60's & 1970 & developed it there, & it's been with me since. Don't really even notice it anymore, until things get real quite.

Answer 3

Funny! 10!

Answer 4

Little Johnny gets me everytime!! LMAO....

Answer 5

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 6

heard it before but still funny

Answer 7

That cracked me up!thanks

Answer 8

You are good tonight thats a *

Answer 9

ear hang on.oh eye see it

Answer 10

Good one!