A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my wife here," he says to the clerk. "Guess I'll need a double room for the night."
Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000. "What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
2007-11-01 09:42:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got to agree it's a *
2007-11-01 10:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-01 09:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 12:22:47 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol just goes to show men don't always think straight when ther's a blonde woman around,here have a star.xxxx
2007-11-01 10:03:11 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ah, Karma's a 3!tch.
very funny.
2007-11-01 10:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol there's always a string attached!
peace on earth, have a great night!
2007-11-01 10:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaaha serves him right for picking up in hotels *
2007-11-01 10:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent as usual good to have you back on board! * for the lady over there!
2007-11-01 10:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny lol
2007-11-01 10:34:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 09:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋