A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive young woman
waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says,
"My God, are you one of the strippers from my bachelor party that I had
sex with on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."
2007-11-01 08:36:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!!! Rofl!!! you made my day :)
2007-11-01 09:04:48 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Now I can go to work and relate that to the other teaches in the staff room.
2007-11-01 13:02:22 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. Wouldn't like to be in his position at this moment in time!
2007-11-01 08:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Woosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH my GOD ! That was too good for abbreviations. Too funny, and man, that would have to have been embarassing for both of them!
2007-11-01 09:47:24 · answer #4 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's brilliant. I showed to to my friends anbd they all laughed too.
2007-11-01 08:39:53 · answer #5 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Put his foot in it, lol.!!!
Good one so 10/10.!!!
Cheers, sorry cannot star, something is wrong with PC.!!!
2007-11-01 09:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant pmsl
2007-11-01 08:43:23 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard that one before but its one of my favorites :o)
2007-11-01 08:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-11-01 08:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-01 08:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great
2007-11-01 09:20:24 · answer #11 · answered by freestyler 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋