** Little Johhny trolls into school on Tuesday. The teacher stops him in the hall.
"Johnny, why weren't you in school yesterday?"
"Sorry, Miss, but my dad got burned"
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it wasn't badly?"
"Well, they don't f**k about at the crematorium, Miss!"
2007-11-01 08:34:38 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoa!that"s a scorcher,can you keep him on a low lite i"m going to be late!!!
2007-11-01 09:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. But I'm appalled at little Johnnies colourful phraseology!!! Will be laughing for the rest of the day!
2007-11-01 08:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Woosie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl funny
2007-11-01 08:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Johnny never fails to dissapoint.
2007-11-01 08:49:17 · answer #4 · answered by jessika 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Err- no funny
Don't make fun of ANYBODY by the name of Johnny
2007-11-01 08:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by Blade 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke No8.!!!
10/10.!!!
I bet they don't, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
2007-11-01 09:24:34 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
best laugh today!anymore keep em comeing!!
2007-11-01 08:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, funny
2007-11-01 08:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heehee that's pretty cool.
2007-11-01 08:38:55 · answer #9 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome! horrible... but funny as hell
2007-11-01 08:39:08 · answer #10 · answered by Nate 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋