Bill and Tom work in a sawmill and one day, Bill severed his arm in a bench saw. Tom picked up the severed limb put it in a plastic bag and transported it and Bill to the hospital where it was reattached. The next day he was up and about exercising and then back to work. A couple of days pass and Bill severs his leg in another big saw thing. Tom picks up the limb puts it in a plastic bag and tranports it and Bill again to the hospital. Next day he is up and about, exercising his reattached limb and then back to work. As usual, the next day, another accident happens and he severs his head. Tom picks up the head puts it in a plastic bag and transports it and Bill to the hospital. The next day the nurse tells Tom that Bill is dead. Tom says, I am not surprised, was it the shock that killed him. No said the nurse, some silly bugger put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated.
2007-11-01 08:02:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 09:18:25 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 13:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of something in a book I read...
Good joke though.
2007-11-01 08:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Niiiiiiiice...
2007-11-01 08:26:24 · answer #4 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny.
2007-11-01 08:15:26 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, nice punch line.
2007-11-01 08:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-01 09:14:15 · answer #7 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....Thanks.
That made me laugh
2007-11-01 08:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by chrissy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooohhhhh.......! funny
2007-11-01 08:07:09 · answer #9 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...serves him right.........now doesn't it
2007-11-01 08:51:23 · answer #10 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋