How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
When does a mouse need an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Hickory Dickory Dock,
3 mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
The other 2 got away with minor injuries.
Carol: I heard a mouse squeak.
Steven: Well, what do you want me to do? Oil it???
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
2007-11-01 07:52:02 · 33 answers · asked by Sparky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
2007-11-01 09:10:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd
Who was frightened and screamed very loud.
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and miaowed!
2007-11-01 07:59:10 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dont get the hickory dickory dock 1
2007-11-01 10:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "Hickory dickory dock" joke and the one before the last were good
2007-11-01 07:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Benihime 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Realllllly lovable!!! LOL!!! here is one for you: a doctor that did circumcisions after some years makes a decision its time to retire. all the circumsicions he did over the years, he saved the foreskins. He took the great rubbish bag full of foreskins to his chum who works at a leather-based business enterprise. He says "Make me something super out of those foreskins,cuz im retiring." His chum says "come again in 2 weeks and that i will have something super for you. So he is going in 2 weeks to make certain what his chum made him. while he exhibits up 2 weeks later, his chum delivers him with 5 super wallets. He says to his chum "wallets!? Is that each physique i'm getting inspite of each thing those years!?" His chum says "relax, my chum.you spot, its no longer in basic terms uncomplicated wallets. when you rub them for a at the same time as, it fairly is going to become a 5 piece bags set.
2016-10-03 02:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swedish mouse jokes are nearly always much funnier, because "mouse" is a nickname on something triangular and hairy, that women have but not men!
2007-11-01 07:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Innocent 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like the third and the fourth, the others are ok i did laugh out loud at 3 and 4 though!!! x
2007-11-01 07:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought the squeaky mouse joke was amusing : ]
2007-11-01 07:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 09:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard most of those from my 9 year old.
pretty old,grade school kind of funny
2007-11-01 07:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by katdandawn 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋