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I will help you... send me all your candy to avoid the wrath of tooth decay! ;-)
2007-11-01 07:50:11 · 12 answers · asked by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Riegan - well I guess since you are a VT you are OK to keep the candy.
2007-11-01 08:02:06 · update #1
Yeah you can send me your money too... I'll uh, dispose of it for you.
2007-11-01 08:12:21 · update #2
Yeah the beer is fine too.
2007-11-01 08:12:47 · update #3
thanks for looking out for me. what's your address?
2007-11-01 07:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was aware of the evil of tooth decay which is why I just swallow my candy whole without chewing.
Hey...didn't you lose a bunch of weight not too long ago? You better be careful tempting yourself with mailboxes full of Halloween candy! ; )
2007-11-01 14:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Michael B - Prop. 8 Repealed! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the Devil she makes sweet candy
Took six days and nights to dream
And on the seventh day she rested
Woke up early and made ice cream
Well the Devil she must be a dentist
With teeth-jaw breaker eyes
Red rope hair, gum-drop lips
And cotton candy thighs.
2007-11-01 07:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was aware that there was a contest to see if my husband was going to eat all the Halloween candy before the kids coming to the door got any.
2007-11-01 07:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by Cheryl E 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I have a friend that got drunk last night at a Halloween Party and almost aspirated on his vampire teeth..You could add that to your list too..maybe he could send you the left over beer.
2007-11-01 07:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So this was YOU terrifying the kids, disguised as a dentist? Shame on you to steal their candy and replace them with toothbrush!
LOL
2007-11-01 07:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by didi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heck ya, i keep telling my chocoholic wife that but she keeps trying to ram the crap down my throat! And I'm diabetic! Does she love me or not? I have sworn off the crap and will have no more!
2007-11-01 08:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by nocateman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll keep my money and my candy thank you
2007-11-01 08:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by Arielle B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for your inspired enlightenment.
Do you take money to, because I have heard that it is the root of all evil....
2007-11-01 07:53:47 · answer #9 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Crom wouldn't let me fall for such a vile trick.
2007-11-01 07:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aw...ok...but I was really looking forward to another shiney filling!
2007-11-01 08:15:12 · answer #11 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋