A kindergarten student told his teached that he found a cat but it was dead.
' How do you know that the cat is dead?' The teacher asked.
'Because I pissed in his ear and he didn't move.' the student answered innocently.
'YOU DID WHAT!!!' the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
'You know,' the boy explained 'I leaned over and went psssst in its ear and it didn't move.'
2007-11-01 07:49:35 · 9 answers · asked by Patty M 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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so true so true....i love that innocence
2007-11-01 14:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by doc cool!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. Case of mistaken word pronouncement.LOL Yep yep bre loves the kids.LOL
2007-11-01 08:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by I am mizz chilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made my LOL out loud. (Ha, ha, ha.) Kids say the darndest things. :-)
2007-11-01 08:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by jessika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute and funny
2007-11-01 08:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Pink Princess ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Patty, That's a mighty funny joke there....Haven't heard that one before, please keep up the good work !
2007-11-01 08:56:43 · answer #5 · answered by pax5155 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's cute!
2007-11-01 08:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-11-01 07:58:59 · answer #7 · answered by Nate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
2007-11-01 16:39:26 · answer #8 · answered by -_-'' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....poor kid....
2007-11-01 09:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋