A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
2007-11-01 07:38:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol,lol,lol. 10/10,*.
That was a cracker.........excellent joke thnx.
2007-11-01 07:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 12:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl very funny.
2007-11-01 08:16:31 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 07:49:54 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is a Excellent joke Bare hug.!!!
10/10.!!!
I bet he is, lol.!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-11-01 09:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, that's a good one
2007-11-01 07:42:28 · answer #6 · answered by Tricker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant - not heard this one before. lol
2007-11-01 13:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-01 07:43:11 · answer #8 · answered by A***n G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA! lol Nice one!
2007-11-01 07:43:04 · answer #9 · answered by Robbie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny i liked that.
2007-11-01 07:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by Peni A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋