Uuuhhhhh that drink just sounds so good right about now...Cheers (salt please).
2007-11-01 08:13:17
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answered by Anonymous
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I know you say this to troll, but in all reality, what you said is true. Over 300 propheces create what you might call a "template" for the Jewish Messiah. Jesus actually DID fulfill them all.
Daniel tells us WHEN he would be born.
Micah tells us WHERE he would be born.
Isaiah tells us that he would be born a virgin.
Isaiah also gives us his true identity as the Everlasting Father
Isaiah told us HOW he would live, WHERE he would live and WHY he would die.
The Psalmist tells us HOW he would die 1,000's of years before there ever was such a thing as a crucifixion, describing the physical agony!
The list goes on, but the point is that these prophecies were in place anywhere from 400 to 2,000 years before Jesus was ever born, proving that the Lord God truly WAS working behind the scenes to bring about the Messiah, the Son of the Living God.
2007-11-01 14:34:49
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answered by no1home2day 7
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Some have, some haven't. It really isn't too hard to reinterpret exceedingly obscure text (have you actually read Revelation?) to apply to the current situation. Most literally, it's talking about a flaming Jesus (haha) with a stabby tongue (sword in the mouth thing) with dragons, angels, demons, candlesticks, and stars. Sounds like a crazy party with too many drugs.
And Matthew bent the prophesy by (probably intentionally) misquoting it so that Jesus's birth lines up wih prophesy. http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/mt/1.html
So, how many times have prophesies been tweaked, exactly? We have one really easy one handed to us on a platter. And have you read some of the interpretations of those prophesies? Dang! They could apply to anything!
2007-11-01 14:42:09
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answered by Khana S 3
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I'll take a Crown and Coke with lime.
Yes I am planning on publishing a book of Prophesy that is very obscure and can be applied to any natural disaster or war.
It will start with: In the end times their will be fighting and natural disasters, the moon will change phases and the Sun will appear to move around the earth.
2007-11-01 14:29:39
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answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7
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Did you watch the Nostradamus "Last Book" special. Pretty tricky stuff. Symbolism. Brilliant.
Do you think if we all got along a little better, we could skate through it?
Puzzling that he was a devout Christian too. What a great time we live in.
Just beer me!
2007-11-01 14:33:46
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah, and pay no attention to the mistranslations and prophetic misrepresentations that make up the bogus Greek translated Old Testament. The Hebrew bible needed to be corrected I guess.
*bottoms up*
2007-11-01 14:32:42
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answered by Primary Format Of Display 4
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I think Weird Al Yankovich wrote a book too, alot of the stuff in there was true, does that mean Weird Al is the second coming?
I gotta drive, gimme a Dr. Pepper. "Drink" How refreshing!!
2007-11-01 14:36:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I love how they use the bible to prove a prophecy came true. I love that. Especially when it doesn't really fit.
Then again I love the way they also twist the ones that the bible it self says did not come true.
2007-11-01 14:33:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Of course! It's all so simple now!
I'll try one of those shrimp & oyster tequila things.
2007-11-01 14:30:43
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm up for a Tequila Sunrise!
2007-11-01 14:31:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Yep , and Nostradamus , and the pyramids , and dozens of others . Many ambiguous messages can be interpreted in any way you want them to come out . It's no big deal .
2007-11-01 14:39:11
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answered by Anonymous
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