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Lose all sense of reason and try to fight against education.

To be a fundamentalist, you must hate science and believe that God created everything by magic.

Also, you must pick and choose various parts of the bible to follow. Then, claim that you follow the entire bible word for word.

2007-11-01 07:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 4

Easy. Pick up a thousand year old book. (the bible) Read about 1/4 of it. Put it down cause it doesnt make sense. Go to church. Let them "explain" it to you. Believe EVERYTHING they say...then become hateful towards gays, single people who have sex, every other religion, and anyone who does not agree with you...then POOF you are a fundie...

2007-11-01 14:26:04 · answer #2 · answered by scott_skott 1 · 2 0

A "fundamentalist" is just someone who takes God at His Word - they believe the Bible is the inspired, inerrant Word of the Living God; they believe that the Earth is 6,000 years old and that there really was a worldwide Flood. There is no scientific or logical reason to reject this belief. Anything that says differently is inspired of Satan, and is intended to confuse and cause division.

2007-11-01 14:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by FUNdie 7 · 3 4

Believe 100% of the Bible

2007-11-01 14:25:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Just join a fundamentalist church.

2007-11-01 14:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 2 1

Arrogance helps a lot.

Also, it is important that you know absolutely nothing about where the bible came from and who put it together.

love and blessings Don

2007-11-01 14:18:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

First, the lobotomy is required.

Second comes the brainwashing of what brain you have left...

Then comes complete loss of compassion and conscience.

Viola'! You're a fundie...

2007-11-01 14:16:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 8 3

all the answer so far are correct, except of course for primoa...

and I believe its more of a body orifice than actual sand. oh and an unwavering belief that you are not only right but that everyone else is wrong and your mission in life if to prove it to them no matter how long it takes, how many quotes need to be used or how much guilt needs to be flung...

2007-11-01 14:18:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Become paranoid, lobby for morality law, home school your children and teach them Creationism, watch Bill O'Reily.

2007-11-01 14:19:14 · answer #9 · answered by Brent 2 · 2 2

simple. reject all things that don't suit your decided beliefs. no matter what, you stick with them. regardless how you're proven wrong a million times over, just say, "you're wrong, I'm right".

2007-11-01 14:17:04 · answer #10 · answered by Perceptive 5 · 3 1

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