A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-11-01 07:01:57 · 17 answers · asked by Wind 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i love that after lunch im gonna tell that to my friends that was the best joke i have heard hahaha!!!
i definetly give it 5 stars!!
2007-11-01 07:04:51 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine_britt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-01 12:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kinda spooky. 8/10
2007-11-01 07:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by Vanka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha one star 4 u
2007-11-01 07:18:24 · answer #4 · answered by xXxTear-dropsxXx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's clever, but disturbing.
I wonder why not many dudes have answered to this one...
2007-11-01 07:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by Labrynth 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.....
2007-11-01 07:10:58 · answer #6 · answered by Unbreakable Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this 1s soo old but it stil cracks me up!! lol.
its awsome.
2007-11-01 09:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! pretty good dude...starred ♥
2007-11-01 07:05:26 · answer #8 · answered by Katerina Beana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-11-01 07:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by Peni A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
that was ok i guess
2007-11-01 07:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by x_loudernow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋