Humorous bad manner stories?

Question

Does anyone have a really funny story about bad manners?

Answer 1

I worked with this guy for 5 yrs that every time he would be talking to you he'd without even batting an eye and quicker than lightening stick a finger up his nose, grab a big old ousterman and glide it right onto his shirt collar. I think that he really beleived that he was so fast that no one ever noticed.

Answer 2

I worked in a small office (7 employees) for a long time. We had an older gentleman that worked with us part-time. We might not see him but once a month, but without fail he would pick that one day in the office to trim his toenails. CLICK, CLICK, CLICK! It was so gross. It echoed all the way through the building! He was really a sweet old man and very bright, computer literate, and he helped us a lot, but it got to the point that if I knew he was coming in, I would take the day off or work from home. Eventually the other employees caught on to why I was staying home and they started doing the same thing (we all had the option to work from home if we wanted). It was funny, but so sad that he didn't realize he was grossing us out. I'm sure he would have been mortified, had he realized........

Answer 3

Can faith be dealt with in a diverse way? individually i do no longer think of this is a topic. there's a distinction between humor and 'blasphemy'. There could be humorous thoughts approximately faith, and a great form of the cases those are to enlighten, to no longer insult, top? Your south park occasion would be blasphemous in my recommendations as a results of fact it ought to have been incredibly sarcastic, yet i won't be in a position to declare without seeing it. while faith is depicted in a 'humorous' way, yet is actual meant to mock or to insult, then there's a topic. additionally, bear in mind that no longer all religious human beings (or religions greater often than no longer) embraced "the keenness of the Christ", yet no longer all religions rejected "The Da Vinci Code".

Answer 4

One of my friends sisters came over to study with her. She ended up roaming around the house and entering people's rooms without permission. My mom even got mad at my sister because she thought that she had sent her friend to the kitchen instead of being polite enough to bringing her snacks. But her friend had decided she wanted ice cream and barged into the kitchen and the fridge by herself.
It doesn't sound too humorous but it is considering I'm friends with this girl's older sister and the older sister usually remarks that people nowadays lack manners.

Answer 5

It wasn't funny at the time though. Moved into a flat that was owned by a golf partner of 25 years of my partner. Previous tennants had lived the place out and the carpets really needed a clean. He said he would send the carpet cleaners in and asked if we could finish off sanding the bannister which the previous tennants had painted white.
After we moved in he had told my partner the carpet cleaners were coming whom had forgotten to tell me.
I was woken up at 8.10AM one morning after the landlord let himself in and the carpet cleaners started their machinery. No need to say I wasn 't impressed since my late shift meant I could have a lie-in till at least 10. The landlord didn't seem as if he would be leaving so I went back to bed and woke up when the carpet cleaners knocked on my bedroom door to tell me they were leaving and could I pass the message to the landlord they would call him regarding their pay.
I had just over an hour to get ready for work and went in the shower.
Whilst in the shower the landlord decided to let himself in and was shouting from the bottom of the stairs. I shouted the cleaners had gone and they would ring him but he just caried on talking. I turned the water off to make sure he understood me but it was a message on deaf ears. By this time I was getting cold, it was december and last thing i was in the mood for was a chat with an intrusive bored landlord with no life of his own to speak of.
I came out of the shower and he just kept going on even after I told him I was getting ready for work. He tried to follow me into the bedroom and only stopped because I reminded him he had no right to let himself into the house in the first place and threatened if he dare set one step further I would take it further. Then he ranted on for a bit more and I lost my temper.
I was dressed in a dressing gown, oh, and a pair of socks I had put on whilst he was in the doorway, I had a pervie landlord in front of me I couldn't get rid of whatever I said and it was all too much stress considering I was 12 weeks pregnant at the time and I was going to be late for work! So I asked him in a rage if he would like to watch me put my panties on as I opened my panty draw and waved a silky red pair in front of him.
He went the colour of a lobster and stormed off.
We're still living in the house. He daren't even ask to come in now without being invited and I refuse to have him in the house when I'm here. He must realise he overstepped the mark because he has never even challenged me refusing to allow him in the house. We've lived here 5 years now :-)

Answer 6

at my job, we have an employee who works out in the field that uses mother "F" as his pause word. by pause word I'm talking about when a person says um or aaaaaaaa when they are thinking about what to say next, he uses MF as that transition instead. We try to politely warn him before he goes out and her is the typical response.

MF, what the F are ya talkin bout, MF, I don't F'n say that sh, MF, I F'n suppose I can try and F'n focus a little F'n more.

I know it doesn't sound funny at first, but just try using any other pause word than um or aaa, its hard and does it so smoothly... hilarious.