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...C'mon ladies, a prize like me won't be on the market forever you know.*



*Disclaimer: Russian women strong like bear need not apply.

2007-11-01 06:16:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

16 answers

When you say slightly used was that slight of hand?

2007-11-01 11:27:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You no need work now little Sergeyovic, I am look for young Russian boy be my inseminator. Ivana plenty riches from Silver medal in Olympic games. Don't need worry about retardation as we not need do much talk. I snap you up like loaf bread in Moscow supermarket. Ivana need man now, so come Los Angeles straight away and put sweet Russian boy in hand bag to take bag to the steppes for much insemination. Drink plenty milk and orange juice and eat plenty red meat. Ivana come now.

2007-11-01 06:50:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

Vat iss wrong with being strong like bear? You used to like the way I smelled. Dat fancy schmancy Amerikanski lifestyle has changed you. I just don't know who you are anymore. Excuse me, I have a mountain of potatoes to peel, you no goodnik.

2007-11-01 06:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

How good are you at vacuuming; and doing dishes; i also need a pool boy if you know what i mean..we;ll touch base at 6am.looking forward to having a new employee; the last one disappeared.he might be at the bottom of the pool' we;ll find out when you come and drain.it,

2007-11-01 08:39:21 · answer #4 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 3 0

I am wealthy but NOT old...and definitely HOT.
Severe retardation? Nevermind...that's definitely not what's required for your job scope anyway. If you know what i mean.
So are you in??? haha.

2007-11-01 06:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 3 0

Gee!!! you are sick in the head picking old women...are you goodlooking?? I dont think someone will take you...hehehe

2007-11-01 06:31:12 · answer #6 · answered by calipinay 4 · 0 0

ur weird. Unless ur hot like andre from americas most smartest model?

2007-11-01 06:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes. Please...

First cumm, first served...

He can be kept in the freezer for up to 6 months...

2007-11-01 07:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 3 0

I have empty nest syndrome. You've come at the right time and hit it rich!

2007-11-01 09:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 3 0

Oh the irony that is life... I was just about to ask you the same thing!

Strange...

2007-11-01 06:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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