2007-11-01 06:11:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Impeachment and then excommunication for the following reasons:
(1) God is misogynistic.
(2) God is homophobic.
(3) God is antidemocratic, authoritarian and intolerant.
God is patronizing to atheists. They can easily recognize another superstition, but, being unfamiliar with rationality, they have difficulty accepting the decision to renounce all mumbo jumbo. They have, however, officially established these criteria for judging all cases of excommunication: You must ACT. Mere thought is not enough. You should be able to cite memberships in freethought and humanist groups. You should be able to cite actions you have taken, such as, letters written, demonstrations attended, meetings attended, magazine subscriptions, etc. As well as negative actions, like not attending church, not giving them any money, time or thought for years. You must be PERSISTENT. This must take place over a long period of time. If at first you don't succeed...Cite long commitment, and keep trying and keep writing. You must be CONTUMACIOUS. As in: I am firm, you are contumacious, God is pig-headed. Do not waver or indicate any hesitation. It is not necessary to be impolite, but do not be unclear in your condemnation of God in order to avoid offence.
If the truth were known, God is an atheist. He/she should renounce all the trappings of religion. He/she must renounce all blessings, benefits, graces, sanctifications, and advantages supposedly conferred on Him/Her by any religion or by any religious act done by human beings or on their behalf in the past, present or future.
God must condemn as monstrous the idea of original sin, and renounce any baptism done on His/Her behalf to wash it away. God must reject as ridiculous the idea of an atoning sacrifice and spurn its presumed benefits.
God must admiot that He/She does not believe that any god, supernatural realm or afterlife exists, and will not act as if they did. God does not believe that any book, building, place, person, thing or action is holy and He/She will not pretend that they are.
God does not think that praying is anything more than talking to Himself/Herself and will not make believe that it is. He/She does not believe that any person is more sanctified than any other, or that any human being should be elevated above another in any way, due to ancestry, race, gender, occupation, belief or for any other reason and will not feign that He/She does.
We must all remember that BLASPHEMY IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME, therefore we should follow the rules of impeachment and excommunication and do the following:
1. indulge extra during lent.
2. attend blasphemous plays and movies
3. buy The Satanic Verses
4. write to a Bangladeshi embassy supporting Taslima Nasrin
5. laugh at sacred things. unsettle the faith of anyone you can
6. foster reason, critical thinking and self-esteem in children
7. promote the taxation of churches
8. promote feminism and access to abortion and contraception
9. promote separation of church and state
10.fight creationism and coercive religion in public life
Public Prayer -- Don't Stand for it!:
1. promote human rights for all
2. eliminate blasphemy from the criminal code
3. avoid charities that waste money on religious indoctrination
4. study real biblical criticism and actual ancient history. study clear thinking
5. Read books by Richard Dawkins, Stephen Jay Gould, Sam Harris, Carl Sagan, Bertrand Russell, Taslima Nasrin, Daniel Dennett, Paul Kurtz and many, many more.
Subscribe to your local atheist/rationalist/freethinker/humanist organisation
2007-11-01 06:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He is not inept or idle, so what solution do we need? Oh, I get it, you in your close mindedness need proof of God and will forever bash those that believe because you can't have this proof, so this question isn't really for us, it's just a way for you to try to be clever in putting us down. Ha ha ha . . . you're funny. No, wait, that's wrong. You are ignorant and just proved to all of us why. Nice work.
2007-11-01 13:16:59 · answer #2 · answered by pa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My God is competent, loving, and very much involved.
He is not idle.
He has already provided the solution for all of us: Jesus.
Have a nice evening!
2007-11-01 19:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a good question would be what is the solution to your inept and idle questions.
2007-11-01 14:10:21 · answer #4 · answered by harry 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one true and living God is not like that so I don't know what God you are talking about.
2007-11-01 13:15:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
He still works in mighty ways to this day so.....
There's nothing inept or idle about my God.
How about yours? Did he save you from your sins on the cross as well?
Didn't think so...........
2007-11-01 13:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I know you secretly love and adore God! I can tell by your obsession with him!
2007-11-01 17:23:45 · answer #7 · answered by sandra b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Janitor in a Drum
http://www.amazon.com/Gallon-Janitor-Concentrated-Cleaner-94365JD/
2007-11-01 13:19:21 · answer #8 · answered by 2 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Long suffering..for the vessels fitted for wrath !!
Thank God He is patient and waiting to allow those time to see the Truth...................
And there isnt but ONE TRUTH.....and thats in Christ the Word !!!
2007-11-01 13:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by hghostinme 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Turn him into a popular cartoon animation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbook
http://www.cbn.com/kids/superbook/
2007-11-01 13:17:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋