The way American Christians talk it would seem that they assume Jesus will return and do so in America. (I could be wrong - I posted another question to verify:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Akvwwp76myByfyeevhguwnLsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071101093422AAt3Ai3)
If that were the case he would not be a Citizen and would be here illegally.
Therefore he would have to leave..
2007-11-01 05:36:44 · 18 answers · asked by Atrum Animus AM 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Defective link up top:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aswvy6S831I2RbrD8Wu1dM3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071101093422AAt3Ai3
2007-11-01 09:24:18 · update #1
When the trumpet sounds for us Christians, we will hear it world
wide and we won't be here to be a thorn in your side( from the
Bible). The rest of your question is stupid and spiritually ignorant.
2007-11-01 05:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Luke 21:27 - and then they're going to see the Son of guy coming in a cloud with means and super glory. Hannity will have not have been given any time and no braveness and no skill to objective this form of factor!
2016-10-03 02:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,
He will appear in Denmark and eat Danishes before heading over to Canada and poking fun at the Americans from the GOOD side of the border.
2007-11-01 05:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by CanadianFundamentalist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends on whether he returns full-grown (as, IIRC, revelations implies) or via virgin birth again (begging the question: where would he find a virgin in America?).
In the former case, since he was born in Bethlehem (and is a jew), he'd be a citizen of Israel. Deporting him wouldn't be such a bad idea, since he'd be bound to cause a lot of trouble....
2007-11-01 13:53:47 · answer #4 · answered by B.Kevorkian 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus that I know would do the responsible thing and apply for citizenship, even if it takes an eternity, I believe He can WAIT an eternity.
LOL I waited over a decade for mine and I am proud to do so. It embarrases me that there are those that choose to come here illegally and dry out all available resources, retrofitted to their "illegal status". Ugh, pul-leez.
2007-11-01 05:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. G™ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He will return to the mount of Olives in Israel, just like the bible says. At that time the laws of the governments in the world will no longer have any significance as the world as we know it will grind to a halt.
Jesus will assume his authority over the earth, and all the rulers of the earth and all people great and small will appear before him to be judged for how they lived their lives on earth.
At that time immigration laws will be totally insignificant and irrelevant to our future in heaven where every tribe, and nation, people representing every culture and every language spoken on the planet will worship God together forever.
2007-11-01 05:42:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think your attempt at humor is distasteful. Jesus is no longer in the flesh. He has no need to come to America or any other country for that matter. When he does return, borders will neither keep him in or out as the world will be his already.
2007-11-01 06:35:43 · answer #7 · answered by freeriderss 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, as Creator He is the one and original owner of this and every other world.
The first place Jesus will visit is Israel, not America; but everybody will be under His authority do not doubt that.
2007-11-01 05:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is not supposed to come to America so I think it matters not. However, I cannot see anyone here trying to deport Him when He comes as it is supposed to be pretty spectacular and hard to miss or confuse with anything else.
2007-11-01 05:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is the rightful owner of this planet. He has already redeemed those people who wish to be with him. He will eventually redeem this world also.
Hope that helps†
2007-11-01 05:43:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋