2007-11-01 03:56:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus play with sport?
Wow, the Carpenter really enjoying himself this time.
Guess Jesus not only heal our wound, cancel our sins and saving the world, He Is Playing In Sport too????
Let see: Which sport really suit him best.
He a Teacher: So He can be a coach to any sport teams in the world.
He a Healer: So he can heals the sportsman injury.
He a Friend: So he can go with me to watch some ball game.
He a Power Player: He kick Satan Butt, ya know.
He a Miracle: Parting the water, walking on it and turning it to wine.
So based on this information: Jesus could play with Golf.
You don't need a coach, there less injusy ( unless you swing too hard)
Golf ball in water, No Problem. Jesus is there to pick it up. ( He part the water, or walk on it, remember ). Tiger wood is there, no problem. Jesus is there to blind him wit his light( So he can't see where he hit, remember Paul ).
Finally, Jesus could turn Satan into a golf ball and send him down the hole.
There Golf playing.... With his dazzling smile, the polo tee, the Nike gold shoes and the power arm that Jesus have ( He work with wood and crave them, ya know). He could be the next Tiger Woods.
2007-11-01 04:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus plays baseball. For the Yankees.
2007-11-01 04:02:59 · answer #2 · answered by Donna 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ultimate Frisbee.
2007-11-01 04:12:26 · answer #3 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is fishing considered a sport?
2007-11-01 04:05:21 · answer #4 · answered by mariposa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Curling. It's the Sport of Gods.
I could dig Jesus working a broom on the ice shouting "faster! harder! whoaaaa!"
2007-11-01 03:59:59 · answer #5 · answered by XYZ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One one One therefore he'd be a boxer and Heavy Weight champion of the world.
2007-11-01 04:16:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus would be good at every sport but he would be best at darts because he has alot of patience
2007-11-01 04:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Swimming....Jesus running across the pool would be awesome...lol
2007-11-01 04:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hockey...
2007-11-01 04:10:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.manupforjesus.blogspot.com/
soccer
2007-11-01 04:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋