little johnnys neighbour had a baby.
But he was born without any ears.
Johnny and his mum and dad went to visit the baby, and johnny was warned not to mention its ears or he would get a spanking.
Johnny looked in the cot and said What a lovely baby. Lovely feet, hands, and skin. Hows his eyesight?
The babys mother said it was perfect.
Thats great, cos he`d be ****** if he needed glasses!!
2007-11-01 02:02:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha thats f^&%ing hillarious
lmao haha :)
star 4u
2007-11-01 02:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Johnny doesn't know how to say nice things. He should be warned to shut up.
2007-11-01 09:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I hadn't heard it, and I liked it. In fact I sent it to certain friends so they can like it too.
2007-11-01 09:08:39 · answer #3 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up to that one
2007-11-01 10:05:15 · answer #4 · answered by paula j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2007-11-01 09:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it already..try again next time
2007-11-01 09:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hes so mean lol.
2007-11-01 17:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn...
2007-11-01 09:32:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋