He was so freakin' high that he totally forgot about humanity for a while there. Then he was all "Oh crap! I totally forgot about those guys! Jesus, you wanna go see what they're up to?"
Jesus wasn't his son, he was just some minor god that nobody had thought about in years. But they came up with this awesome story to cover their asses - sorta like if you and your pal were getting high in the bathroom and then the boss came around and was like "hey, why didn't this get done" and you were all "well, my friend got sick and I was holding back her hair while she threw up."
God and Jesus are total wake-and-bakers but so far, nobody has figured it out. Well, until now. I bet you anything they're going to tell our supervisor some story and she'll write me up. Dang.
2007-10-31 23:12:30
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answered by senor_oso 3
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God was always there. he's been there from the begining. he created the world. people were just ignorant alot of the time and didn't believe in him. Noah believed in God, Abraham believed in God. the people used to build statues and then worship the statue they built with their own hands as their God. Abraham brought reason to people, making them understand that something they created by hand could not have created them. God told Abraham to take his son to the mountain and sacrifice him(as a test of Abraham's faith) Abraham Loved and believed in God so much that he was prepared to do it, so God sent him a Lamb to sacrifice instead.
Zoraster was a prophet of God.Zoroastrianism dates back thousands of years and some say it is actually one of the oldest prophetic religions.
Moses Believed in God. (1485 BC)
these are all prophets before Jesus Christ. because people's beliefs and lifestyles change over years, they forget about God, so God sends a new prophet every few thousand years to remind people about him, to bring them out of chaos and teach them about the after life and the higher power.
2007-10-31 23:25:36
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answered by nuggeteli 4
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God had always existed from the beginning. He is the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.
The Bible says, in Genesis, "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."
When God finished His work of creation, He looked at it and declared that it was "good" and "very good."
It was mankind who messed up God's creation through disobedience, rebellion, pride.
2007-10-31 23:29:17
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answered by cataliz <SFCU> 5
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Hello dear!
Well, you know: God is invented by people to put as a tag on what they don;t know/ understand.
Religion is created by rulers to guarantee smooth process of their rein!
Thus, in primitive times there were many gods but not religions.
Later, when there was only one ruler (emperor, dictator, king, ...) there had to be one god above everything, in heavens and his rep on Erth was that ruler - simple!
So, this is why religions appear these times!
2007-10-31 23:28:10
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answered by soubassakis 6
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The world becomes a better place one heart at a time.
2007-10-31 23:07:01
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answered by excelerate 3
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humans worshiped other gods before 3000 BC.
Just as many people worship other gods now.
so, which particular god or God would you like to discuss?
2007-10-31 23:15:03
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answered by nickipettis 7
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The change has yet to be made.
2007-10-31 23:08:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Same place where he is now.
2007-11-01 00:03:00
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answered by ROBERT P 7
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qwdefx
2016-05-26 06:28:09
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answered by janene 3
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You're gorgeous! Ahhh... so pretty.
2007-10-31 23:08:39
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answered by Raquel 4
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