In school one day the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about materials; So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche."
The teacher nodded and called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette"
The teacher smiled and then called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicon."
The teacher said, "Why Johnny?"
He responded by saying, "Because my mom has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!!"
2007-10-31 22:48:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha!!
must be BIG ones!!!!!
2007-11-01 04:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 23:37:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is quite something I have never really thought that silicon could be so useful.
2007-10-31 23:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by The Rugby Player 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha now thats a joke. Good one, keep um coming :)
2007-10-31 22:51:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 06:53:57 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,lol,lol, sooooooo funny 10/10. *.
2007-10-31 23:19:04 · answer #6 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aint he a little star, good one
starred
2007-11-01 00:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.star
2007-10-31 23:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-01 00:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-10-31 22:52:22 · answer #10 · answered by wintersrayne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋