According to this question right here... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsZnLyUXZFzAp_Xb.ZCHB4cjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20070906114915AA6RwbO
...Jesus never said he was a man and yet we know he was a man. He also never said "I am a prophet" but apparently we somehow know that that was also true. He also never said "I am god" but apparently THAT was true too.
So what else did Jesus fail to mention that he also was? Was Jesus:
- A Red Sox fan? (You'd think he'd be a Padres or Angels fan.)
- Gay?
- Feeling a bit off today?
- A lover of a fine Alfredo sauce?
- Shaken, not stirred?
- A Vaguely Interesting Man Who *Doesn't* Like Dos Equis?
- Just this guy, you know?
- Tired of all the bullshit, dude?
- A charismatic nutbag, about whom people were still making up stories about 75 years later when the gospels were written?
If you happen to know what else Jesus was but didn't mention, please help out and let us know. Thanks.
2007-10-31 22:38:52 · 14 answers · asked by senor_oso 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I do indeed know what an implication is, Mr./Miss 16-Year-Old-Christian. Thank you for asking. By all means e-mail me for more information about implications and inferences and how these apply to the Bible.
2007-10-31 23:00:34 · update #1
bigfoot.
2007-10-31 22:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by Mike Oxlong 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus Christ,wasn't a special person.He(as we know well)was borned in a very ordinary shepard family.He opposed the wrong old-dated sins and customs and orthodox people in Jerusalem.He loved people.Because,in his eyes all the people were the same children of God,as he was.But,their works were bad and absolutely against nature and God.He favored the universal truth and tried to taught them.But,in place to adopt and follow those good things,they crucified him.He was the dearest son of God.So, amongst us,I,you or any body can become a angel one day in future,if we have some those special and spiritual qualities ,what they had.Just love each other and do good each day.Nothing is impossible,in this world,if we have some faith in Almighty God and a strong will to move a Mountain from its place or turn the route of speedy and overflowing canal.
2007-11-01 06:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by Krishna Das 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No he was the other mammal called Human being
2007-11-02 03:35:30 · answer #3 · answered by sorabh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i believe jesus wasnt a hippie, i think he was totally a hells angel...and i think jimi hendrix and george clinton are direct descendants
2007-11-01 05:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kiril 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never heard Jesus say "haha your going to hell" but the last time i went to church i heard it alot. perplexing
2007-11-01 05:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by barcode soul (almost suspended) 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He did too say he was God.
Way to ruin what would have otherwise been a very funny joke.
2007-11-01 05:41:36 · answer #6 · answered by SDW 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. Because Platypus's are real and can be demonstrated.
2007-11-01 09:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what an implication is?
2007-11-01 05:49:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was also Full of Sh!te
2007-11-01 05:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by Islam Is A Dangerous Cult 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Learn to ask good questions
2007-11-01 05:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
or was the platypus duck.Jesus
2007-11-01 05:41:29 · answer #11 · answered by fatdadslim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋