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A little old couple in their eighties were sitting on the couch watching the Playboy Channel. He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?" "Well, we can sure try!" she answered. So they shuffled off to the bedroom.

He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor. "What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked. "Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!"

2007-10-31 22:37:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

roflmao, brilliant mate
starred

2007-11-01 00:34:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The little sweetie is indeed dreaming. Studies show dogs and cats go through the sleep cycles much the same a humans. During the dream cycle you will see eye movement behind the lids. My Butch was dreaming about being a kitten and making nursing motions with his mouth. One afternoon he must have been dreaming about the fox who lived around in our old neighborhood because he was growling in his sleep.

2016-05-26 06:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by janene 3 · 0 0

Very funny lol

2007-10-31 23:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Also good for him - for the first time in a long time her breasts weren't falling to her waist!!!

2007-10-31 22:52:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-01 06:55:30 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

lmao funny very funny>>>>>>>>>>star

2007-10-31 23:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

must have been a while.

she forgot that it had to be hard to go in at all!!

good one!!

starred!!

2007-10-31 22:49:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A cruel one.

2007-10-31 23:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0 1

good one ha

2007-11-01 00:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha thts f*&^ing funny lol :)

2007-10-31 22:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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