Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes, Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No - mine is an undying love.
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Love may be blind but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark.
Love is sometimes like a poisoned mushroom. You can't tell if it's the real thing until it's too late.
We were so poor when I was a little boy I had to wear hand-me-down clothes."
"So what? Everybody has to wear hand-me-downs!"
"But all I had were older sisters!"
It's a dollar and sense wedding." "What do you mean?" "He hasn't a dollar and she hasn't any sense."
Don't judge your wife too harshly for her weaknesses. If she didn't have them, chances are she would never have married you.
2007-10-31 22:29:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-01 06:57:34 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, loved them.
10/10 and a star.
2007-10-31 22:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good funny jokes.
2007-10-31 23:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what are you like good>>>>>>>>>>>>star
2007-10-31 22:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny and well done mate
starred
2007-11-01 00:38:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-01 00:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-31 22:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny and cute! =)
2007-10-31 22:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by wintersrayne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!!!
words for thought!!
LMMFAO!!
2007-10-31 22:43:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he
2007-10-31 23:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋