Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light
was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the
passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really
concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next
intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. She
turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?"
2007-10-31 19:36:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's cute...I know some little ole ladies that might apply to. I will have to tell my aunt...I watched her crash into a new extended ramp my cousin had installed at their place of business. She was backing up and I was waiting for her to stop any minute! Boom! I said well that was a good one! Her meds were messed up and she didn't drive for a few days.....
2007-11-01 01:11:41 · answer #1 · answered by Sage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL- Good one!
I love the elderly....and their ramblin retired minds:
"I was thinkin about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everybody has clipped on. I can't afford one. SO, I'm wearing my garage door opener."
"I have decided to do this- when people see my cat's litter box, and they ask me, "Oh, you have got a cat?" I'm going to say- "No, it's for company! Did you need to use my accomodations? I can leave the room for your privacy!"
"Employment application blanks always write, "Who is to be notified in case of an emergency?" I think I should write, "A GOOD DOCTOR!"
"Why do they put pictures of Criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do---write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the Mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?"
Got to love the eldery! Take care & have a good day!
2007-11-01 08:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder which of them parked the car.
2007-11-01 04:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmfao that was funny as heck ty for the laugh lol lol lol
2007-11-01 03:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke.
2007-11-01 04:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Thanks AGAIN for another morning laugh! It reminds me of riding with my 85 yro grandmother...always a risk!
2007-11-01 09:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by blondbrainserenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee
2007-11-01 09:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Solicia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL NICE JOKE!
2007-11-01 03:06:54 · answer #8 · answered by *fallenangel* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!
2007-11-01 03:39:41 · answer #9 · answered by wanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋