Downunder humour?

Question

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a
Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young
blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand
print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped
his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried
to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.

Answer 1

How about "whats an Australian Kiss"?

Same as a French Kiss only Down Under

Answer 2

stability is definately ultimate, yet once I had to make a decision on it may be British think of of the maynards advert: "there's a moose loose aboot this hoose" Technically Austin powers is ours And our comedy selections up on actual existence, like at "stay on the apollo". the ultimate American there grew to become into speaking approximately British stuff and applying our humour form (as apposed to fart jokes and much less costly strains)

Answer 3

Heard it before but it's American guy and Englishman that outdo each other.

Still made me laugh :-)

Answer 4

yes, oldie but a goodie.

change aus to US and NZ to canada to make it funny for our yankee friends to get this.

Answer 5

It is really funny.

Answer 6

haha...i like

Answer 7

omg!! that is so funny!!