Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Zoology
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
2007-10-31 17:46:02 · 8 answers · asked by wanie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice to hear
2007-10-31 17:50:43 · answer #1 · answered by shyam s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about:
Professor of art:
A kiss is an application of mixed media in an Expressionist way to produce a tactile response.
Professor of engineering:
A kiss is an experiment using friction of similar objects to produce an exothermal result.
Professor of psychology:
A kiss is a physical expression of co-dependency in the oral fixation mode with possible aspects of dominance/submission and acting out.
Professor of drama:
To kiss or not to kiss, that is the question...
Professor of poetry:
To kiss a miss, is not amiss, remember this, it's really bliss.
2007-11-03 18:23:35 · answer #2 · answered by thom t 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a kiss is a piece of bite size chocolate wraped in foil with a long thin paper that says kisses coming out of the top of the wrapper lol
2007-11-01 00:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by tinkerbell 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Military General:
Kiss is a face capturing situation, in which male dominates over females, its a victory and display of might.
2007-11-01 03:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by faiyaz h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a wired defination, which usually the men believe:
"Kiss: to close the horizontal lips and to open the vertical one"
2007-11-01 01:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by zinia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao have a star
2007-11-01 02:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them were funnny!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-01 06:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by Teerna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good compilation. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-11-01 01:32:49 · answer #8 · answered by yogeshwargarg 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋