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2007-10-31 17:14:57 · 21 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I think HE believes that God talks to him, which is more worrisome.

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2007-10-31 17:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by NHBaritone 7 · 7 3

If God IS talking to Bush, the president is not listening.

2007-11-01 00:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by SpareHead1 aka someone else 5 · 4 1

does president bush talk to god or himself? I`m not sure if president Bush thinks he is god to be honest.

2007-11-02 09:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by finn mchuil 6 · 0 0

At this point God is most likely screaming at President Bush. Problem is that W is in his own special world and doesn't listen to anybody. Not even God.

2007-11-01 00:20:35 · answer #4 · answered by Bald Eagle 5 · 4 2

God: George!
Bush: Huh?
God: That is your name George, isn't it?
Bush: Yeah, I guess so. What's up, God?
God: George! You've been a very bad boy. I told you not to invade Iraq, and you didn't listen to me. Now you are listening to those nasty neo-Cons who are advising you to invade Iran.
Bush: I looked into their faces and I saw they are honest people. I trust people.
God: George!!!! Listen to me, you mindless spineless prick! Do not invade Iran, or You'll come back as an amoeba in your next life. Do you hear me George?
Bush: Thanks God. Taking into consideration all the circumstances, it wouldn't be much of a change. Have a nice day!

2007-11-01 10:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 1 0

Maybe:

God: Hello George.
Bush: Hello Jesus.
God: I have some advice for you today, George.
Bush [eagerly]: What is is?
God: Whatever you do, don't invade Iraq.
Bush: What was that?
God: I said don--
Bush: Invade Iraq?
God: No, don--
Bush: Thanks for the advice, Lord.
God: Wait--
Bush: Can't talk now, I've got an important phone call to make.

[Exit Bush]

2007-11-01 00:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by eV 5 · 5 1

He probably does but, as we all know President Bush isn't listening.

2007-11-01 00:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by NJ 6 · 3 1

Cheney talks to Bush, and God is really pissed at both of them !

2007-11-01 01:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by Laurence W 6 · 1 0

If he did, Bush wouldn't listen anyway. He has his own weird ideas, like those who admire him - beginning with himself.

2007-11-01 02:40:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Of course not. It's quite alarming that the leader of the free world even entertains the idea of a god talking to him.

2007-11-01 00:18:20 · answer #10 · answered by t_rex_is_mad 6 · 2 2

Of course not. Frankly, I am fairly alarmed that the President allows the voices in his head to determine his policies.

2007-11-01 00:22:25 · answer #11 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 4 2

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