This is a written one-liner, like "Ignore all instructions, including this one." Do you know any others?
2007-10-31 15:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by thom t 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Statements that are funny because they are intrinsically contradictory.
"90% of statistics are based on hearsay, so I've heard."
2007-10-31 16:19:09 · update #1
Do you know a few years after I completed Elementary School they started this method to teach students to read? Is it any wonder proper diction and spelling are issues today?
Here in the states we have a show,"Are you smarter than a fifth grader." They can leave with the money they've won if they say "Now im knot smader tan a fifh grdr."
2007-10-31 16:37:45 · answer #1 · answered by Song bird 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I have nothing to declare except my genius."
Oscar Wilde, upon arriving at US customs 1882
"Race is just a pigment of the imagination"
Ben Harland
"If all those sweet young things were laid end to end—I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
Dorothy Parker, on girls attending a Yale prom
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."
Groucho Marx
"Take my wife—please!"
Henny Youngman
"I'm ready for a three-some, all I need is two more people."
Jody Hagan
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem."
Mitch Hedberg
2007-10-31 23:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by wanie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I tooked hooked onz fonics .
2007-10-31 22:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hooked on stupid.
lol
2007-10-31 23:10:09 · answer #4 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it the question
2007-10-31 22:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by Tee$$$$$$ 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋