"And God said 'Let there be light', and Chuck Norris said 'Say please'"
2007-10-31 15:40:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Chuck you may be able to get away with a lot but don't dis God. Not a good way to go through life my friend. Give God a chance and the respect he is due and he may surprise you with Blessings that you never thought possible. Hope you have a great day.
2007-11-03 06:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by terminator 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, isn't Chuck Norris a wonderful fella?
You know that all that science knows is placed into five (5) basic categories:
Time, Force, Energy, Space and Matter; and God addressed those and settled it forever as to giving us an answer to EVERY basic thing:
"In the beginning... God... created... the heavens... and the earth"
End of discussion. I'm smiling.
2007-10-31 22:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by gg28 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It did start out like that, but was edited by the Church, who did not know the Glory of Chuck
2007-10-31 22:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
whateva... I don't believe in Bible
2007-10-31 22:52:21 · answer #4 · answered by yusdz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Aaron Carter was born, the world was illuminated....
2007-10-31 22:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
sorry you say things like that. its sad..but u were being a jerk & sacreligious.God bless u, hope you find Jesus.
2007-10-31 22:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by Emeri K 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
only in your dreams...i know the other sections are waiting for me
2007-10-31 22:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
GOD, FLICKED HIS BIC !!!!!
2007-10-31 22:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by woolly worm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but i find that funny.
2007-10-31 22:46:03 · answer #9 · answered by :) 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋