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Who would win the fight? What would happen if one roundhouse kick met the other roundhouse kick in mid air?

2007-10-31 14:50:45 · 11 answers · asked by going postal 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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One time, Chuck Norris and Mr, T walked into a bar. The bar exploded. The room wasn't designed to contain that much awesome at once.

Same thing. Except if Chuck Norris walked into the ring with himself, the universe woul explode. The awesome would be blinding.

2007-10-31 19:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Chuck Norris would look at the clone and 2 seconds later, some cloned human extremities will be in the air. DANG!!!!!!! this scares me! **bitting nails**

Not even his own clon can beat CHuck NOrris

2007-10-31 21:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 2 1

The awesome powers of both Chuck's would cancel each other out, and then the world would IMPLODE!!!

edit: c'mon, what's with all these Chuck Norris haters? Can't you guys just have some fun? =D

2007-10-31 21:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by SSejychan 4 · 3 1

its imposible to clone Chuck Norris' DNA. No machine would be able to handle that kind of raw power.

2007-10-31 21:56:06 · answer #4 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 3 1

what i do in my secret lab is a secret.... by the way Chuck Norris wins hehehe

2007-10-31 22:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by Myra G 5 · 3 0

chuck norris does not get cloned, cloned gets chuck norrised.

2007-10-31 21:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Mastershake 5 · 4 0

i bet if there were two chuck norris' around we would have had osama a long time ago.

2007-10-31 21:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by Zach 4 · 6 0

They would create a source of sustainable fusion.

2007-10-31 21:56:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mitchell 5 · 3 0

If that would happen, I would no longer be atheist, because I would've found my gods.

2007-10-31 23:36:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you cant clone a man w/out dna

2007-10-31 21:54:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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