2007-10-31 14:38:00 · 24 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
What ever he asked me to do! I know better then to mess with Chuck Norris!
2007-10-31 15:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jess 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tickle him until he cried, store the tears in a jar and place it in a safe in case I got cancer ~ or sell it for a cool mill to some super rich dude.
2007-10-31 15:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by Peace Yo 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Move, Chuck is a crazy fundamentalist bigot. He's got a grudge against all atheists because Bruce Lee was an atheist and used to kick his *** all the time.
2007-10-31 14:42:15 · answer #3 · answered by Jett 4 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Ask him for a refund on my total gym or maybe Karate lessons. I would also talk to him about his time in the Air Force. Since we have that in common.
2007-10-31 14:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hi Princess, I would get the gasoline and a flame thrower and have a cookout.
2007-10-31 14:43:29 · answer #5 · answered by going postal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Invite him over for a cookout.
2007-10-31 14:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him for a free total Gym
2007-10-31 14:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by bongobeat25 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Peel onions all day and then try to collect some of his tears. I've heard that they are a panacea...
2007-10-31 14:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would pretend that I needed a cup of sugar and ask for some of his.
2007-10-31 14:43:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ask him what the heck he was doing in rural Nebraska. Then ask him to teach me some of his moves.
;-)
2007-10-31 14:42:00 · answer #10 · answered by becky 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋