A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
2007-10-31 12:53:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hmmmm! Not a bad idea.
2007-11-02 02:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2007-10-31 12:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny, but also a little gory!
2007-10-31 13:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bull's eyes
2007-10-31 15:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by yusdz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's a potent woman! He needs to be careful! *star* for you!
2007-10-31 14:16:55 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-31 17:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-10-31 12:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by kelsi~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and clever
haha
2007-10-31 13:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by blank 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-10-31 14:14:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, are you single?
2007-10-31 15:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋