I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
2007-10-31 12:52:50 · 16 answers · asked by Bubba S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woman's Prayer
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Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep
One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait
weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be
annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How
big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my
friend.
Amen.
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MAN'S PRAYER
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a boat.
Amen
2007-10-31 13:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Haha very good
10/10
2007-11-01 00:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder which truly wise woman wrote these lines? Soooo True!
2007-11-01 01:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 19:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol it seems like she really cares about him until the last part dont cha agree
2007-10-31 20:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one Bubba! Made me smile - just what I needed.
Thanks for that - any more?
2007-10-31 20:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
heh heh. Sorta funny. I've heard better, though.
2007-10-31 20:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-11-01 04:04:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're good! *star*
2007-10-31 21:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stone me .lol
2007-10-31 22:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋