An Irish, Mexican, and blonde man all worked for a construction company. One day when eating lunch, the Irish man said,"If I have to eat corned beef and cabbage again for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building!"
The Mexican says,"If I have to eat burriots one more time, I'm going to jump off this building, too!"
The blonde guy says,''If I have to eat bologna again, I'm also going to jump off this building!"
The next day, sure enough, the Mexican had burritos, the Irish had corned beef and cabbage, and the blonde bologna. All 3 jumped the building.
At the funeral, all 3 wives were talking. The Mexican wife said,"If I had known he didn't want burritos anymore, I would've packed him enchilladas!"
The Irish wife said,"I wish he had told me he hated corned beef and cabbage!"
"Don't look at me,'' the wife of the blonde said. "He packed his own lunches."
2007-10-31
12:45:24
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Whoops, sorry. I accidentally put Chinese. I was thinking about Chinese food, sorry :)
2007-10-31
12:50:00 ·
update #1