John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
2007-10-31 12:45:09 · 9 answers · asked by Bubba S 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 12:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! She should have gone out with Elmer Fudd! She would have got what she wanted.
2007-11-02 09:15:16 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHH!!! I get it now I had to stop think about it then someone answered it and I finally got it!!! Silly Blondes (me)!!! Good one made me lol!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-10-31 19:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWWWWWW Man!!! He missed out!
2007-10-31 21:24:04 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was weally funny
2007-11-01 00:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha and ha lol
2007-10-31 20:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by kelsi~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one!
2007-10-31 20:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah-ha-ha! Thanks for the laugh! =) That's a good one!
2007-10-31 21:05:57 · answer #8 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
2007-10-31 19:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by The one who knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋