1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.
2007-10-31 12:09:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that cheered me up after a rubbish day, so thanx, and have a star *ting*
2007-11-01 05:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by pullthetrigger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl! I love it! Here's a little list of my own! Not as many of yours but still! Mine's a list of "10 things to drive your parents crazy"
1. Clack your teeth together with an open mouth
2.Call your mom, and when they ask what, say nothing, repeat until thoroughly annoyed
3.Hang up on anyone who asks for your parents
4. Stick those little apple stickers on their shirts!!
5.Take their socks and create mismathced pairs!
6.Act like an ant-eater all night
7.Lean very close to their face while looking over their shoulder while they read the mail
8.tap a pencil loudly against your wooden table
9.Shake the salt into a little pile on the table until you run out!
10.Leave used tissues on the counter
XD
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2014-08-15 01:25:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 12:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'll be ready to commit me!
2007-10-31 14:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. This is so funny. I am going to try that Moo one and Following around the house. AND that 'Goodmorning one'. that was hilarious.
THANKS.
2007-10-31 14:10:59 · answer #8 · answered by sting 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just don t do any of this. Especially the jumping off stuff.
2016-04-16 20:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg Im SO going to tap on their door!!
2007-10-31 12:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋