Little Boy comes home from school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Joey, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"
"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Joey" the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next day Joey came home with the other eye black and blue.
Joey's father said, "Joey, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Joey said, "It wasn't my fault.
There we were in church saying our prayers.
We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.
Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"
2007-10-31 11:49:55 · 16 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha that's a naughty lil boy wonder who he's been watching... lol
2007-11-01 00:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by God's Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that I like go to the top of the class 10 out of 10
2007-11-01 05:52:39 · answer #2 · answered by The old man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
10/10
2007-10-31 17:40:56 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 11:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh gosh, that made me flinch.. haha, funny :P
2007-10-31 12:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by Deena 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-10-31 21:19:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
omg i love it
=D
2007-10-31 12:08:34 · answer #7 · answered by Vanessa 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey teacher.....GOOSE! <|> I loved it.
2007-10-31 12:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he that is another classic!
2007-10-31 12:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha naughty!!!
2007-10-31 11:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by ladysarahmay 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋