A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom.
Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says,
"Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says.
"Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
The boy says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
2007-10-31 11:43:25 · 14 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wtf woah i didnt expact that LOL :D
2007-10-31 11:58:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 11:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
10/10
2007-10-31 17:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
LOL
2007-10-31 12:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha lol don't u just love the innocence of kids!!
2007-10-31 11:50:37 · answer #5 · answered by Redz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao i really liked this one u cheeky monkey!xx
2007-10-31 12:29:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-31 21:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha kids tell it the way they see it...
2007-11-01 00:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by God's Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny mate, cheers!!!
2007-10-31 23:24:17 · answer #9 · answered by grassmonkeys 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kids .lol
2007-10-31 15:37:30 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he
2007-10-31 22:24:06 · answer #11 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋