A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
2007-10-31 11:28:26 · 8 answers · asked by Trucky 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg ha ha ive just been given a funny look cos i laughed out loud lol
2007-10-31 11:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Redz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-10-31 11:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha very good
10/10
2007-10-31 17:42:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as ever!u r just a never ending comedy train,lol!
2007-10-31 12:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i guess next time he will put a lil more gas onn her!!!! lol lol
2007-11-01 00:50:06 · answer #5 · answered by God's Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-10-31 21:20:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
puppy love .lol
2007-10-31 15:41:06 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv it
2007-10-31 22:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋