2007-10-31 09:49:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lmoa... best Chuck Norris question to date...!
2007-10-31 09:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can do anything he wants to do --- including making the worst film of all time. In fact, I heard he was considering remaking the Spielburg film "A.I." and playing every role in it just to show that he can.
Be careful when you imply that there is something Chuck can't do. A roundhouse kick may be in the works for you.
(That's the poem Chuck wrote for you about this question --- since he is, of course, telekenetic, he 'picked up' the pencil from wherever he is and wrote that on my desk).
2007-10-31 09:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by KL 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
*looks around* *whispers* Shhhhh, you shouldn't say things like that. You in big trouble, The Norris doesn't allow the word bad attributed to him unless it precedes the words, "...azz kickin" and follows the words, "I'm gonna give you a..."
2007-10-31 11:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as it has Chuck Norris in it that is impossible.
2007-10-31 09:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
could chuck norris throw a roundhouse kick so hard that it would hurt chuck norris?
2007-10-31 09:53:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yes.
chuck norris' karate kommandos!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Karate_Kommandos
BEWARE SUPER NINJA!
2007-10-31 09:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, rednecks will watch anything. nascar is proof of that.
2007-10-31 10:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa what? Nooooooo
2007-10-31 09:55:29 · answer #8 · answered by The One 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no way. rednecks have no shame.
lost.eu/21618
2007-10-31 09:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by Quailman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Watch your mouth.
2007-10-31 09:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋