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Three men, a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician, were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
"Mine is," said the doctor. "Remember that Eve was carved out of Adam's rib."
"Admitted," said the engineer, "but remember that the earth was created out of chaos in six days. That obviously was an engineering job."
"Yes," said the politician, "but who created the chaos?"

2007-10-31 09:32:21 · 24 answers · asked by Allen C 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

The World’s Oldest Profession: Then And Now
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Genesis 1:1

Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.
Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?
Job 38:4-5 (NIV)

So you see that the world’s creator was the original surveyor, the world’s oldest profession.

2007-10-31 09:39:05 · update #1

24 answers

Adam was a farmer before he was a father.. Therefore, Farmer was the first profession.

2007-10-31 09:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lets look at this question logicly. If we are calling something a profession then that you were told to do that job in order to help out your comunity, but someone has to tell you to do it therefor the oldest profession is ruller(king, chief, ect)

2007-11-08 05:28:15 · answer #2 · answered by uugamemaster 2 · 0 0

Is creation can called as profession? Because God the first one who created everything and He still do the same until now

2007-10-31 16:36:12 · answer #3 · answered by cutebluesea18 2 · 0 1

Zookeeper

2007-10-31 16:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

IT, Information Technology

2007-10-31 16:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Carpenter

2007-10-31 16:35:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Three Card Monte.

2007-10-31 16:34:44 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0 0

Hunter

2007-10-31 16:42:01 · answer #8 · answered by Meat Bot 3 · 0 0

Adam, Cain and Abel were farmers, but Noah was the first brewmaster, making wine from grapes. That's how he managed to get hammered and pass out naked in his tent.

2007-10-31 16:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Captain Cod 6 · 0 0

Killing (war) is the first profession later came prostitution. I have studies American History from that I am telling you.

2007-11-07 05:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by Kangaroo 2 · 0 0

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