A man on the second floor of a hospital there for intestinal problems accidently soils his sheets. In embarassment he takes them off of the bed and throws them out the window. The sheets fall on a drunk man walking along the side walk. He starts thrashing wildly trying to get the soiled sheets off of him. A security guard is watching the whole thing and laughing at the antics of the drunk man. After the drunk man finally frees himself from the soiled sheets the guard says, "Now that was funny. What were you doing?" The drunk man replied, "I think I just beat the s**t out of a ghost!"
2007-10-31
08:58:21
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