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why don't you ever see the headline "psychic wins lottery"?

2007-10-31 08:42:38 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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because physics cant really see into the future. they supposedly are supposed to but its just a fake. you dont see it cause it never happens .

2007-10-31 08:46:14 · answer #1 · answered by Diane +.+ 2 · 1 1

My roomate swears, and I beleive him, that if he ever wins a jackpot and they ask in an interview how he picked the numbers he'll say this:

"I had a dream in which I was granted psychic abilities to see the future by a great spirit. The spirit cautioned me that I must use this power to help others, and never for personal gain, or I would lose them. But I figured, what the hell, this much money is worth it."

2007-10-31 15:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by juicy_wishun 6 · 0 2

Because the psychic didn't buy a ticket when she looked into her crystal ball and saw that she would not win.

2007-10-31 20:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by jim 3 · 0 1

Cause Psychics are fake

2007-10-31 15:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by xoox.. ♥ 1 · 1 1

Weird, but good question... I guess psychic women do win the lottery, but they do not tell them he or she is psychic.

2007-10-31 15:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

According to a psychic, I asked , she said they are not aloud use there powers for profitable gain. This is what she told me

2007-10-31 15:48:22 · answer #6 · answered by easymike182 1 · 0 2

Don't know seems that would be the only people to win : 0 )

2007-10-31 15:45:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Funny!

2007-10-31 15:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by Courtney O 2 · 0 2

cause they cant make out the first 6 numbers hahahahaha

2007-10-31 15:46:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

if they could rearly see into the future all the pychics would be rich and know when they were going to die

2007-10-31 16:32:09 · answer #10 · answered by meg 4 · 0 2

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