2007-10-31 08:36:46 · 21 answers · asked by Holy Cow! 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am going to kidnap and eat some kids.
2007-10-31 08:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Halloween is not Satan's birthday.
2007-10-31 16:50:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why would I celebrate Satan's birthday on Halloween - I thought it was December 25
2007-10-31 15:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Sacrificing virgins? Whats wrong with that guy? I guess I must be responsible for saving a lot a lives since I have turned so many virgins into "not a virgin." That's me, always thinking of someone else.
So, thats how I will celebrate. Making more "not virgins."
2007-10-31 16:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by Owl Eye 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Re-visit the history of Halloween online so you can get your facts straight. Satan's birthday? What are you smoking?
2007-10-31 15:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by dawnb 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It is not Satans birthday, Satan doesn't get anything like that so don't even go there, satan is getting his punishment and trying to drag as many along that will not accept Christ and the gift The Lord has given us.
2007-10-31 15:43:03 · answer #6 · answered by Lynn C 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
We're having the Satan family over for cake and coffee.
Maybe we'll play Euchre later.
2007-10-31 15:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You're full of it sport... Satan wasn't born on October 31. Go back to bed sleepy head.
2007-10-31 15:44:09 · answer #8 · answered by az420sel 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
halloween isnt satans birthday
2007-10-31 15:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by kara s 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Luke 10:18
And He said to them, "I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."
There are two ways of looking at Halloween. Sure, from a Christian
perspective it's not especially great to have the kidlets dressing up as
the devil and whatnot. On the other hand, look at it from the devil's
perspective. You revolted against God and fell from heaven in this
primordial struggle against God Almighty Himself. In your titanic pride you
had high hopes of establishing yourself supreme in the universe. You
committed your greatest act of terrorism against God when you convinced His
own precious Adam and Eve to revolt against Him. You brought death
into the human race and you thought you had it made when God, as it
appeared to you, insanely chose to become human. On Good Friday you finally
had Him in your hand and you killed Him with all the savagery your
fallen angelic mind could invent. And now, for two thousand years, you've
been watching your revolt crumble as the Risen One turned all your
schemes into life for your victims and mockery for you. Now, so far from
ruling the universe, your face is on some stupid mask worn by a
6-year-old and the creatures you hoped to destroy are writing meditations
like this one to pull your pointy nose and remind you that the Christ you
killed has defeated you utterly.
Memo to Satan: Happy Halloween, loser!
2007-10-31 15:43:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Gonna have some demons and imps over for punch and cake. Those guys KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!
2007-10-31 15:39:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋